We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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