my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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