he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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