we have pet lesbian snakes
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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