He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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