Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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