I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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