I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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