Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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