Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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