Having a random hookup so left but love u
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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