no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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