WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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