question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
