he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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