Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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