I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I think my vagina is haunted
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
