I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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