haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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