Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
PS: I just woke up from my shower
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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