We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize