Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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