No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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