Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
soo... how was my night?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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