There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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