Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
His nipple licking is glorious
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