Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
