Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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