break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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