cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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