I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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