Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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