But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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