as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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