Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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