i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Im part way to drunk.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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