I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I'm going to jail i love you
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
my shit smells like andre
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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