Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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