i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Randomize
