How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
