i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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