he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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