He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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