Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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