i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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