question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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