So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize