I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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