I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Pooping to opera.
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