just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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