This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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