I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
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