I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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