I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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