you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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