Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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