You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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