Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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